Science is funny…
Challenge: What’s your funniest science joke?
You can make up a joke or have a look online for the funniest one you can find.
Post your joke below for a chance to win the grand prize of a merit and a meeting with Wonky!
Example: I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
Good luck!
Selsdon and Heavers Science Blog 
How do astronauts serve dinner … On a flying saucer
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What did the sea say to the shore … Nothing they just waved
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Mr Penrose can I see wonky tomorrow from the first week I havnt done it yet
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Yes. Although technically you see her everyday! You can have a private audience with her at lunch time if you like. Bring her a dandelion!
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Knock Knock Who’s there ?brain who your science brain
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What do you call a tooth in a glass water?
A one molar solution
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my name is acually kevin croos porpoise
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution
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Who solves mysteries involving electricity?
Sherlock Ohms.
How does Einstein start his stories?
Once upon a space-time.
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LOL
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Man: look !
Woman: oh my my
Both look at surprised face on periodic table .
Man: I told you so
Woman: It’s the element of surprise
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What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch! That megahertz!
What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
That’s all, I tried my best, good night everyone! 💤💤
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Double lol.
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What did 0NE eletron say to another electron. Don’t get excited your just a state
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How do you organize a space party ?… You planet!
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Lol!
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The names Bond… Hydrogen Bond!
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What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?… Let me atom
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Where does a bad light end up ?… In a prisim
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Which books are the hardest to force your self to read through?… Friction books!
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Why didn’t the palaentologist eat dinosaur eggs?
Because their eggs-stinked!
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “sorry we dont serve nobble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
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never trust atom. They make everything up
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Nice work. We now have a wildlife club blog too. Spswildlifeclub.wordpress.com
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yaaah
ps i am gonna look out for some birds
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Awesome. Take some good photos and I’ll give you a guest spot on my wildlife blog… You might get in a magazine too!
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http://www.tickld.com/x/20-best-science-jokes-ever-12-took-me-a-minute
website i used
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I found a parakeet but it was too fast to capture
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They are speedy!
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Two atoms are talking
One says I think I’ve lost an electron
are you shore said the other one
I’m positive
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I hope it was funny if not I tryed my hardest o well
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
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What did one sister Chromatid say to the other?
Stop copying me!!!
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How do you know the moon is going broke?
Because it’s down to its last quarter
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Why should you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide!
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LOL!!!
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Who are the coolest people in the hospital?
The ‘ultra’ sound guys
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A firm favourite!
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knock knock , who’s there , BRAIN , BRAIN who ?? , your science BRAIN
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